Sorry it's so short and crappy.. The next will be better I promise.
"So, Mr.York.. I'm sure everyone here is wondering... What is a Butterfingle?" I could see Taylor try not to laugh out of my corner of my eye. In the end his fight with himself was a loss and he ended up chuckling lightly.
"Well, It's kinda of a long story... But I just want to let all of ya'll know. Butterfingles are real!"
I slapped my hand to my forehead. "Taylor, Butterfingles do not exist!"
"No, they really don't.." I laughed, placing my hand on his knee softly.
"Stop lying to me! I know they are real. Somewhere out there the person who invented Butterfingles is listening to this and screaming at their radio that Butterfingles do infact exist because he invented them!"
I turned to the DJ of the radio station. "Don't listen to him.. he really doesn't know what he's talking about.."
"Yes, Hayley! I DO! BUTTERFINGLES ARE REAL! I KNOW IT!"
"He's like the little kid who still believes in Santa eh?" The DJ asked me.
"Yup. That's our Taylor." I laughed, winking at him.
"I look like a tool!" Jenna screamed looking at herself in the mirror carefully. Our best friend's brother was getting married tomorrow, and well we had been at this dress shopping-ness all day. I found my dress about .. Oh.. let's say.. 30 seconds in. So here we are 9 hours later looking for a dress for Jenna. Still. Screw my life.
"You look cute!" I squealed trying to sound as excited as possible under the cercumstances. The cercumstances being.. I'm almost 100 % sure my feet are bleeding, and I just want to sleep.
"You don't know what cute is then, Hayles. I'm a freakin' toolface."
"YES! I'm going to change!"
"NO! Jenna come on! It looks lovely! I'm sure Josh would love it!"
"I'm sure he wouldn't.."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Josh wouldn't care if you went in your freakin' birthday suit! I'm actually 100% sure, he would enjoy that more" Jenna blushed deeply.
"Just one more dress, Hayles. Then we will go, kay?" She asked, showing off her famous puppy dog face.
"Fine, fine, fine.." I gave in. "Hurry up!"
"Thank you, thank you, thank SO much. Hayles! I love you!"
"Yeah, yeah. Just get your cute little ass in that dress so we can go!"
"Right." She laughed, heading back into the dressing room.
"5,4,3,2,... and a 1" I screamed as Jenna walked out of the dressing room again.
"What are you doing?" She questioned.
"I'm showing you how Josh is going to react when he sees you in this FREAKIN' GOREOUS DRESS THAT YOU HAVE TO GET!!" I laughed. "He is going to forget how to breathe!"
"Lies..." She mumbled.
"Not lies! We are going to go back to the tour bus.. and we are going to show the boys! YOU WILL SEE! DUHN DUHN DUHN! TO THE JENLEYMOBLIE!
"Sometimes I wonder about you..."
"ME FIRST!" Hayley hollered, bursting through the bus door. A dress in hand. She ran straight for the backroom. Shutting the door quickly.
"What?" Everyone asked in unison, taking our eyes off the TV.
"Hayley wants you guys to see the dress she picked out for Jason's wedding." Jenna said, walking in the door with a smile.
"AND THE GORGEOUS DRESS THAT JENNA PICKED OUT!" Hayley screamed popping her head out of the door. Josh face lit up when he heard this.
"And when do we get to see this oh so gorgeous dress, my love?" He asked looking at Jenna. She blushed.
"Soon." She mumbled.
"Hmm? Naww Jen! I was talking to Hayles." Josh said, trying not to laugh when Jenna's face fell.
"I'm just kidding." He laughed, pulling Jenna onto his lap.
"Enough talk! Are ya'll ready to see moi!?" Hayley called.
"Yeaaaah" We all replied in monotone.
"Be prepared! Because I'm almost 139,954,349 percent sure half of you are going to faint!"
"That's only two people." I laughed.
"But I bet it's more people then you've ever made faint in your life TayTay!" She screamed back. I went silent.
"So what?" I scoffed. Zac, Jerm, Josh and Jenna all laughed.
"So what yourself." Hayley said, walking out of the back room slowly. My mouth fell open. She was wearing an amazing, light grey dress that went a little above her knees. I couldn't help but stare.
"Someone get Tay a bowl.. or a bathtub." Zac laughed. "Dude. The drool is showing."
"W-what?" I asked, shaking my head.
"Close your face, dude!" Jeremy chuckled.
"So, what do ya think?" Hayley asked, batting her eyelashes.
"You look lovely, darlin'" Zac laughed, trying to put on his best posh english accent.
"I feel the need to jump on you right now, Hayles." Josh stated, smirking.
"What the hell?" Jenna asked, hitting him in the chest.
"It's the truth." He shrugged.
"I agree with Farro.."
"EW JERM!" Hayley screamed.
"I mean ZFarro."
"Good." Hayley giggled. "How 'bout you Mr. Taylor York?"
"I-it's a dress alright." I said, making my eyes wide. "Uh.. I think I'm gunna go.. outside... while the weather is still nice." I hopped quickly out of my seat, and ran out the front door. As I left I could hear Hayley mumbled.."But it's raining out."
Screw my life.